disasterbate

To cause a ridiculous number of tragedies and disasters to oneself including burning bridges, self mutilation, drug use, etc. with the climax usually being attempted suicide. Often happens at the pinnacle of depression or a bipolar low.

He's burned all his bridges, lost all his friends, and now he's addicted to heroin? Well now he's just disasterbating.

My life can't get any worse. I'm just going to disasterbate.

by Bryce Hilyard October 23, 2006

disasterbate

being caught in the act of masterbation.

I was total disasterbation when my parents walked in.

by Vivenz November 26, 2003

Dizaster

Probably the most wack battle rapper of all time. He throws tantrums like a 5 year old, lives in his parent's basement and screams out his raps without actually rapping them. He doesn't even battle off the dome. Also, he's racist as fuck.

yo did you hear that battle with dizaster yesterday?
yeah his rhymes were a complete disaster

by g00dfriday October 7, 2010

Detroit Disaster

When you have sex with your woman and she is on her period. You get blood all over your dick and then wipe your dick all over her face.

Me:I gave her the Detroit Disaster last night.
Tony:eww dude! thats nasty.

by Buk Lau March 14, 2009

Dixie Disaster

Property of Daniel Knight.

Daniel Knight pwnz Dixie Disaster.

by Danielknight January 29, 2009

master of disaster

Fell off the side the most in SSBM

Can also refer to somebody who totally sucks at everything.

Link was the master of disaster this game.

Steven is a master of disaster

by G37_7h3_d00r May 5, 2004

Pastor disaster

Barack Obama's long-term relationship with his spiritual advisor, the Reverend Wright

Will the Pastor disaster derail Obama's candidacy?

by Missouri Show Me April 3, 2008