Dickface

A person who is most likely named Jesper and is on occasion referred to as ”big gay”.

”Look at that big gay Jesper, he’s such a dickface.”

by Long Peener September 7, 2021

Dickscotheque

A place where gay people party together, dance, and get sexually excited.

You: Wanna go party?
Me: Yeah, let's go to the dickscotheque and dance

by gregben August 21, 2022

Urban Dickface

Someone who tries to add their name to Urban Dictionary in order to boost their own ego. The people who are urban dickfaces are usually 14 year old females who need a slap across the face, but their dad is too busy watching football to give a shit. We need a new holocaust for these fuckers.

Urban dickface: Bertha is sexy and has a great body and personality and if you hate you're gay like Tom he's a faggot who hates me because I'm better than him he is jeloos because bertha is a greaut girl the best you will meet shes strong witty funny and charming

by Jerrika12 May 2, 2015

Salvador Dickface

To paint a penis on a woman's forehead, and then signing it with Picasso's signature.

I used a watercolor brush to give her a nice Salvador Dickface. That's one classy dick.

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by thepopeofdope May 24, 2016

dicksick

When your boyfriend calls in sick to work so he can stay home and have sex with you all day.

Lady: Bear, will you please stay home and fuck me all day?

Bear: Let me make a phone call.... " I am not feeling well today, I think I am dicksick. "

by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014

dicksauce

A derivative of "weaksauce" and "dick." Used to describe an event or outcome that is generally displeasing.

Did you see the pile of dirty dishes Fargus left me? That's so dicksauce!

Oh, dicksauce! I left my wallet at Thirsty Turtle last night!

by Dicksauce McGee June 8, 2009

dickface

When someone gets hit in the face with a dick.

Ashley Bates got hit in the face by shawndelles penis, she is now a Dickface.

by Jimmy, Wolf, and Trista December 6, 2002