Dicklash

The result of either masturbating/having intercourse when a spot on your knob gets too dry, resulting in a carpetburn-like effect.

She TOLD me she was soaked, but a minute later i got some serious dicklash

by lkjhgfxzsdnfgfn3 July 24, 2018

Dickhanding

When you inavertably shake someone’s hand after having fondled your balls for a little while.

After all of these questionable moments, I only just realize my superior has been dickhanding me everytime

by The_Dongler69 October 22, 2018

Dicklash

When you start dating a guy and can’t think straight about them and are all about the physical/ sexual. You don’t want to sleep. Most women or men regret dating this person after the cockcusson resolves.

Treatment is opposite of whiplash (causing concussion ((in this case cockcussion)): encourage SLEEP. Eventually.. cut off all possible avenues to that dick (man).

Past tense: “I was so dicklashed with Brad. I couldn’t even see how big of a pyscho he was until I found out he was going to court for domestic abuse towards his ex girlfriend and found all his unlabeled pills in baggies.”

by Jada_notpinketsmith May 13, 2019

Dicklash

The opposite of being pussywhipped. When a woman lets her man walk all over her, letting the man take full control of every aspect of her life.

Lucy: Jesus Christ, look at poor Tina. She's been with Steev for over 8 years and it's been nothing but hell for her. He just takes advantage of her and controls every aspect of her life. It's like she's on a chain...

Ellie: She's dicklashed. The opposite of pussywhipped.

by Smacketeer September 1, 2019

Dickhand

When someone touches their dick(probably while taking a piss) and then hands you something with that hand.

Did you just dickhand my lighter bro?

by Pcgamer65 January 16, 2020

Dickanigga

A person who enialates dark pits (arseholes) like a furious ape, and moans like a broke nigger. That also makes him an aplha niggA. It is transferable by rape only. It makes

-Shaqueesh: yo tyrone, whats up with yo dick nigga?
-Tyrone: i was raped by a dickanigga, man.
-Shaqueesh: aw man, can i suck it?
-Tyrone: yah nigga, id like that
*tyrone and shaqueesh starts to fuck*
*police enters the room and kills tyrone with 18 warning shots*

by Mr. President obamonkey January 31, 2020

Dicktancing

Refraining from any sexual activity during the Corona Virus Pandemic and to keep safe distance from dicks particularly.

Karen: hey! You seeing Joey tonight ?

Jessica: mmmm nah girl, I told him we need some dicktancing during this rona quarantine!

by Realellie April 7, 2020