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Dick

1. The male reproductive organ, or the penis.
2. a person who is unfavorable by others & is a pain in the ass
3. a name for someone,e.g Moby Dick
Shawn:Kam, you're such a fucking dick!
Stephen:yeah go suck a dick too!
Dick:hey, my name is dick :'(
Logan:dick shut the fuck up, we're talking about someone else
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
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Dicks

A nationwide sporting goods store with a basketball on there logo that sells clothing, sports equipment, camping supplies, gun's etc.
Kiersten : Hey guy's I applied at Dicks yesterday!
Kaylee : Uh Kiersten you do realize it's a sporting goods store not a place to give blowjobs!
Kiersten : Yes Kaylee ! I do realize that but they do have a really cute manage who's dick id like to suck!
Kaylee : Oh Brother!
Steve : Yeah I used to work at Dicks myself but they fired me for jacking off in front of the customers!
Kiersten : Wow I wish this place had the same rules as Dicks does then maybe I wouldn't have to quit!
Kaylee : Yeah Chad's a real dick for letting Steve run around here and show everyone his dick!
Chad : I heard that Kaylee guess what YOUR FIRED!
Kaylee : Awesome now I can apply at Dicks!
Chad : You do realize it's a sporting goods store Kaylee just cause you work there don't mean your going to get any dick!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go suck Steve's dick you faggot!
by SlopNChop September 6, 2018
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dick

John Shaft is a black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks.
by Anonymous October 8, 2002
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dick

you have a big dick.
by crazyilluminati March 1, 2017
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Dick

1.) Penis

2.) A sporty English man
1.) His dick is tiny!

2.) Dick is such a fine old chap. He plays cricket magnificently!
by The Baconator January 21, 2009
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dicked

to complete a task, in a quick but thorough manner
Hey Man did you finish that EF 1015 homework yet?

Yea, I dicked it last night.
by vtnano May 9, 2011
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dick

1) The males private frontal part. (noun)
2) The part in the male's body, used most often for sexual intercourse. (noun)
3) A very annoying obnoxious person. (adjective)

4) What grows and hardens when revealed to sexual or arousing content. (noun)

penis; cock;
1) I'm a man and I have a dick.

2) I fucked her with my dick.
3) Donald Trump is such a dick.
4) she lifted her dress showing her tight bra and a wet thong, and my dick got really hard.
by Me=Myself=I December 21, 2020
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