More formally known as a DDB, it is closely related to the wrestling term DDP. This is a sexual maneuver involving two partners. The partner receiving the bumpkin will hold the ejaculated cum in their mouth after the other is finished. The receiver of the blumpkin, dressed in torn up jeans and a cut off tee-shirt, will then give their cum filled partner a diamond cutter in the middle of the bathroom. This will hopefully send the ejaculated sperm on another journey through the air onto the bathroom floor and walls. This move should be done with care, and the winner can qualify for the intercontinental championship of the world.

Hey Jeff did you check out that Diamond Dallas Blumpkin that was on RAW last night.

Diamond Dallas Blumpkin by Squire September 4, 2008

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Diamond Vagina

Special, valuable, exceptionally rare, perfect vagina. Men find this vagina irresistible and are almost always captivated by its unfathomable perfection. Diamond vaginas are typically found on beautiful, smart, witty women.

Rachelle could use her rare diamond vagina to get almost any man but she chose Dave. Dave could very well be the luckiest man in the world!

Diamond Vagina by RashellyluvsDave April 20, 2015

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diamond crusher

a gay man who has such a profficiency for taking it up the butt that he has the amazing ability to crush diamonds in his butthole

Gary is the ultimate bottom and such a diamond crusher.

diamond crusher by the croz December 22, 2008

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Diamond Cutter

Diamond Cutter - an erection so hard that it could polish a diamond

Jeez, here comes suzzanne from the typing pool - Ive got a diamond cutter , its so hard you could engrave a pewter goblet with it

Diamond Cutter by Rifleman59 April 29, 2010

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