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Design Flaw

I'm sorry babes.... we can't have sex tonight, my design flaw is back but unpopular demand
by slumbercat2k March 8, 2017
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design rodeo

A design session held after weeks of prep and just before a deadline. These decisions are made chaotically and without clear justification. This is analogous to "holding on to the horns of a bull until it throws you off". It also infers that the participants are all cowboys.
The designers just came out of a design rodeo that wrecked the solution - what a bunch of cowboys!
by insleys March 17, 2010
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Designated Douche

a person in a group that is designated to make fun of random stranger for no reason.
that suck, i'm the designated douche tonight because i lost a bet.
by cuul boy April 27, 2010
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designer woman

No, a designer woman is not a woman who happens to be a designer.

A designer woman is a woman who is so apparently perfect that she seems tgtbt and, if she was a real woman, could very well be tgtbt.

To describe a designer woman would be to run down a list of specifications drafted by lovers of women.

The only true designer woman that exists is a virtual woman, one that only exists in an unreal world.
These include six, jessica rabbit, and, oddly enough, turanga leela.
Little Dickie: It doesn't matter what she looks like or what kind of character she has, there is always something wrong. Either she farts or eats boogers.

Doghorn Sexhorn: What you need, my boy, is a designer woman
by verbus accidentibus August 13, 2010
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Designated Drunk

Your buddy who is always the desiganted drunk driver. You all go party and no one is sober but the best drunk driver drives the car home
Man your the best drunk driver so we vote your the designated drunk driver of the night
by rexero December 11, 2007
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designer dog

A hybrid-breed dog that is bred for the express purpose of combining the traits of the two parent breeds, as opposed to the accidental or incidental crossing of two pure-breed dogs. A designer dog is not quite pure-bred and not quite a mutt. The popularity of various designer dog breeds over the past 25 years has been exploited by many backyard breeders, most of whom are unfortunately not seriously committed to the physical and psychological welfare of the animals they produce. In spite of this, designer dogs often make ideal animal companions for a variety of unique home and family settings. Designer dog breeds are typically referred to by clever names likes labradoodle (Labrador-poodle) and chiweenie (chihuahua-dachshund.)
My designer dog Tippy is a chiweenie whose unique constitution and temperament is the result of combining some of the best features of the chihuahua and dachshund breeds.
by chadsuperhero December 6, 2013
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Designated Driver

The one who can actually hold their shit together, the one who isn't a lightweight
Group of Guys go out drinking
Guy #1- Who is the designated driver
No one answers
Guy #1- Who is the least fucked up
Guy # 2- *Giggles like a little girl*

Guy # 3- *Goes to sleep on curb*
Guy # 4 - " Can we get some food

-Guy Number 1 was the designated driver all along
by Mr. NuGg May 13, 2018
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