Denver

One of the best cities ever! Some of you guys who don't like Denver have only experienced the lame people. Which yeah there is a fare share of lame people, but thats just like any other city. Once you get past the lame asses you will meet some of the chillest and most unique people. Maybe ever thought the reason people drive so slow is that they are high? Colorado weed is the shit! Every city has their problems so stop baggin on Denver! And who ever said Denver was a party city? That doesn't make it any less cool.If you truley hate Denver then I am thinking you aren't even chill enough to be here.

Denver is so chill.

by iaughirauhgrieu October 16, 2008

Denver

A city in Colorado and also the capital.

Yo man did u here about that kid in Denver?

No

by Denver August 20, 2005

Denver

Nicknamed Mile High City for being exactly 5280 feet above sea level. It's a typical midwestern city with mountains. A lot of wanna-be gangsta's pretend Denver's hard and die for a street they never heard of. Even DJ Quik noted how Denver wants to be like Compton. It's full of mile high snobs and mountain hicks who think Burt Reynold jeans are always in style. It's also home to the stockyards show and rodeo's. Denver makes Dallas look like Miami. Crumbling roads, cracked windshields, constant brown clouds, people drive like they are in a funeral escort, more SUV's per capita than any other state, overpriced housing, asshole cops, speed traps everywhere, snow storms that shut the backwards city down, stuck up rude snobs, define Denver.

"I don't think they know, they too crazy for their own good
They need to stop watchin that "Colors" and "Boyz in the Hood"
Too busy claimin Sixties, tryin to be raw
And never ever seen the Shaw"

"But still my story ain't over cuz I got one more to tell
And the people of Colorado, they know it well
It was all in the news and if you don't remember
I had this show I did in Denver
With a punk ass promoter in a bunk ass skating rink
Bitches was loving it, but niggaz was shovin and shit
To the front of the stage to throw their gang signs
But I'm getting paid so I didn't pay it no mind
Then I poured out my brew onto their face and chest
then they start throwin soda, and fuckin up my guests
When it was over two niggaz needed stitches
Got cracked in they jaw for being punk ass bitches

Now Denver... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all, Denver... <they wanna be like Compton, bitch>
And ya know that Oakland... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all St. Louis... <we made it jus lyke Compton, fools>
Uh-huh, San Antonio... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah, and Denver... <they wanna be lyke Compton, punk ass niggaz!>

by Salvacia February 24, 2007

denfer

when you die from ejaculating to hard

my mate denfered on his girlfriend

by tom November 25, 2003

Denver

The mile high city. Has a nice downtown and expensive housing. Home to the 303 gang as well as outsider gangs that moved in. People use pot and shrooms are decriminalized. Best neigborhoods are park hill, wash park, and sloans lake. Lohi is full of yuppies and stapleton is full of soccer moms. Most of the schools are messed up, but a few are good. The burb families just clog up I-70. Go to elitch's and water world.

in denver
East high school kid: wanna meet up to finish the home work?
meanwhile at McAuliffe middle school:
McAuliffe kid 1: Wanna crush up smarties and snort them?
McAuliffe kid 2: We lit!

by mkjnbhy February 25, 2020

dewberries

dewberries=am pro
dewberries is so pro he can pro do pro get pro so pro is pro. He can pro things pro those pro thats pro everythings is very pro.

dewberries is so pro

by dewberries August 26, 2021

denderpheliac

some one who gets off by getting jiggy with trees. most likely to be a dirty hippy.

some hippy fucker came over to my house and fucked a tree, so i took the liberty to kick his sorry arse then i get my dog to shit on his corpse. then i shat gunpowder on his corpse because i had eaten some rocks earlier that day.

by mick shits gunpowder May 20, 2004