Belkan Defense

The act of nuking yourself so hard that your enemies desist on taking over.

As if in response to Sora's laugh, one more City went down, taking the enemy units with it. They'd used the nuclear option in their own territory - the famous "Belkan Defense" - No Game No Life. Volume 8.

by ismaelassassin April 4, 2019

Civilian Defense Front

The best faction in After the Flash: Mirage, when comparing it to your other two options (irrelevant yankees or the asspulled libertarians). The Civilian Defense Front is a 'communitarian' based group, in which scrap towns across post-Flash North America work together within their communities to share resources. The goal is actively to stand by the people, for the people, utilizing a civilian-based Militia to enact said goal.

Level 217: 'I heard the Civilian Defense Front lost the siege of Cliffguard.'
Level 503: 'Not surprising when you're up against 3 LPMs, 4 Mark II SEAL suits, a pre-emptively placed IED on your mortar position, and 'everybody is asleep' on the night of the raid.'

:m 'You were .50'ed in the head.'

by OOC Sniper May 27, 2021

Chapelle Defense

Used to describe when someone is being racists, homophobic or transphobic but they have a friend of the group they are targeting who said it is ok so they are doing nothing wrong.

Ricky Gervais at the Apollo Theater:

Welcome everyone, especially all you niggers in the front row seats. Tt must have been very hard to afford tickets with all your family responsibilities, oh who am I kidding we all know you are still out getting smokes - don't worry I asked my one black friend and they said this shit is funny so I am not being racist - it is called the Chapelle Defense.

by knives and tulips October 14, 2021

Zimmerman Defense

Usually armed with guns, engaging with hopefully unarmed person(s), looking for trouble, gets into a losing conflict, shoots and then cry victim.

When cited you shouldn't have been there bothering people in the first place, causing drama snd caught hands, the alleged shooter pulls "The Zimmerman Defense " and cry "self defense" to the Judge.

by SkyNet313 November 21, 2021

Tower Defense Simulator

Tower Defense SImulator is a good Roblox game. No Toxicity btw

Oh bash! It seems there is nothing to pla- oh. TDS is the choice.
Tower Defense Simulator W

by Erazias November 22, 2021

Driveway Defense

When fenced in dogs run and bark at any vehicle which enters the driveway.

You can never quietly approach the residence cause Max and Finn are on driveway defense.

by Overbay September 16, 2022

Hemingway Defense

Where the stress and work of artistic expression is used to excuse substance abuse, chemical dependencies and other toxic coping-mechanisms.

"I also employed the world-famous Hemingway Defense... which goes something like this: as a writer, I am a very sensitive fellow, but I am also a man, and real men don't give in to their sensitivities. Only sissy-men do that. Therefore I drink. How else can I face the existential horror of it all and continue to work? Besides, come on, I can handle it. A real man always can."
-- Stephen King

by The Logical Fallacy February 17, 2023