department-store hissy fit

A term coined by mothers describing the hysterical (hissy fit) reaction of their little children when mothers say no to buying toys in a department store

Meredith and Little Jamica are in Harrods in London

Little Jamica: Mommy, look at this new stuffed bear!

Meredith: Oh, it's cute! Oh wait, too pricey, honey. So no, don't even think of buying it.
Little Jamica: WHAT?!! NOOOOOOOO!!! WAAAAH!
Meredith: Oh boy, here we go again. One more department-store hissy fit.

by DJAlexanderofFairfield December 8, 2013

defacto

That's the facts duh.

Hey there I'm looking up the Giants game Indo and I need there stats and defactos?

by Dendoverknow May 23, 2019

used beer department

the bathroom in a tavern

I suspect people will be very sloppy in the used beer department over the weekend.

by The Return of Light Joker September 18, 2011

Achaemenidian legal department

A term used to describe the heavy-handed tendencies of corporate legal departments. Achaemenidian legal department specialize in overwhelming frontal legal attacks, at the expense of finesse or wisdom.

Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.

Common Achaemenidian legal department war cry:
OUR LAWYERS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!

by Danthemanpr February 21, 2011

DEFANTLY

a word that is emphasized to the point of saying it like an american (over the top) but it acutally means the complete opposite.

"Hey Alex, I DEFANTLY think ur hot!!"

Carly: "Gem i soooo cant believe u jus said that!! "
Gem: "haha"

by GeMinEee March 25, 2008

Pre-Departure

The foulest smelling fart that warns of impending flock of sparrows.

"Forgive me father, I fear that last air biscuit was Pre-Departure! Please excuse me while I snap off a length of dirty spine."

by Buttocks73 October 9, 2008

customer disservice department

When a business offers and promises "customer service" but actually has an office meant to disservice the customer and keep them from getting the service they were promised and are entitled to. Often staffed by mexicans since they are good at screwing things up and doing nothing right.

So I bought a new tracfone and tried to switch over my old tracfone's numbers and minutes to it. After a week of dealing with the stupid, lying, incompetent pedros in their customer disservice department I just said "Fuck it". They got me for the new phone, the memory for it and the card, but at least I'm not having them steal more of my life wasting time trying to get it to work anymore.

by doktor strangelove August 21, 2011