DAP

Dumb-Ass Phone (opposite of smart phone)
Flip phone in the age of smart phones
Phones that parents/grandparents use

I couldn't see your picture because of my DAP.
I couldn't use GPS because of my DAP.

by SaintP August 24, 2017

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Cauliflower Dapping

The act of a dominatrix woman dressed in circus assistant attire ties a man up by four limbs in a horses barn or any other standard barnyard animals shed. Then skin of the penis pulled back and retrained by crocodile Clips elasticated round the waist line. The women carrying a raw Califlower taps the bellend with the force of which one would spank with a paddle. Tap firmly until red raw. With the remaining stalk if intact ,wipe the sweat from the gooch then a quick moustache under the males nose. Eyebrows may also be dapped. Walk away and phrase “cauliflower Dapped”

Last year I cauliflower Dapped my husband and it cut our marriage short.

Cauliflower Dapping Definition:
A piece of cauliflower being Dapped against the end of a males penis gently harshly or hard.

by Marriedforfourtyeightyears February 6, 2021

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dapped out

One who inhales one too many dab hits and becomes unresponsive to normal sights and sounds. Verging on hallucinating from being so high.

Whooa! Look at Freak Nuts! He's all dapped out.

by Imackedurbitch January 18, 2016

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Dap kit

toiletry bag of known usual contents of vagisil, panty liners, a double ended dildo And some extra large tampons. Known users are slimy little queers usually named John (not Jon, Jonathan or Jonny) that carries it while trying to fish or waterfowl hunt with his other DAP KIT turd pounding boyfriends.

John packed his dap kit for a date with the boys!

by YEOW! August 2, 2019

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