Doorknob Licker

Illegal on other planets.

Bro look at that doorknob licker, I bet he gets arrested by tomorrow morning.

by jesuisglassjoe October 14, 2021

doorknob

Describes a popular girl who has relations with many because "everyone gets a turn".

"You have not met Mary? You might like her - she's such a doorknob."

by fastflyguyy January 6, 2015

Lick the Doorknob

A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.

He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

Doorknob

Someone being a bit dim , not understanding the simplest things
idiot thick

Your such a doorknob

by Kumbi kaye July 9, 2019

The Doorknob

A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.

Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.

by Paddy V February 25, 2023

Doorknob

An item that can keep your door from opening randomly.

Doorknob is good though mine broke. :(

by Someweirddude2010 June 24, 2021

Doorknob

When a someone grabs another boys balls and rotates them like a doorknob

Kobe: “if you don’t shut up imma doorknob you”

by Shrek IIIIIII August 30, 2019