Don't Neglect the Balls

Words used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a PhD in Epic Douchebaggery.

A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.

DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.

Boss - "I see you are making deliveries after work on your own time...but don't neglect the balls!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")

Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"

by PhailBot June 14, 2010

Don't Wiz on the electric fence!

An extremely fun and educational board game played by Stimpy and Ren's cousin, Sven.

Ren: I'm gonna Wiz on ya, then hit ya, and punch ya..
Stimpy Sven: noooo!!
Ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(Ren unzips his fly and proceeds to wiz on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't wiz on the electric fence!*

by The Official Wisdom November 20, 2021

Don't Dick Wolf Me Now

A phrase you say or think to yourself when you are reading a book or watching a movie/tv show and it is about to end without resolving the main conflict.

Dick Wolf is the creator of the popular tv program Law & Order that often ends before you find out what happens to some of the characters. Just as you think it will be answered, a black screen flashes with small white words centered on the screen reading "Created by Dick Wolf"

"Don't Dick Wolf me now, dude... I have no idea if he actually murdered all of those people or if he imagined it all...."

or

Please don't Dick Wolf me, I hate unclear endings.

by RedBeard53 March 20, 2009

Don Hertzfeldt

Don Hertzfeldt is an amazing animator. His films usually contain cynical, random, off beat jokes. He is well known for his animation, "Rejected". He also teamed up with Mike Judge and created "The Animation Show". Along with those two, he's created a few others such as "Lilly and Jim", "Genre", and "Billys Balloon". Don is one awesome animator.

"Don Hertzfeldt is the funniest man ever!"

"I love Don Hertzfeldt's animations. he makes me laugh!"

by sarah jean November 15, 2005

Don't start nothing, won't be nothing

If you do not wish to suffer the consequences of your provocative actions, do not pursue your current course of action. Taunt implying, "you started it."

An accusation, as in the movie, Men in Black, where Agent J tells the bug he started trouble by coming to Earth "snatching up galaxies." Specifically, in the movie, the galaxy is hidden on a cat's collar (Orion's "belt").

"Why did you have to come here snatching up galaxies and everything? There would not have been any trouble if you had not done that. Don't start nothing, won't be nothing," Agent J, Men in Black

by Phoenixinline98 January 6, 2019

Don’t you fucking trip!

The carefully crafted mantra used by the famous “Inmate Whisperer” psychologist, Dr. Bunnygirl, which is typically employed to show her flawed humanity, usually at the first prison clinical contact.

You’ve waited here, trapped for hours in the “shark cage” waiting to refuse this mental health appointment, and that’s fine, so don’t you fucking trip!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019

Don't be sad, this is how it works out sometimes

A phrase used in response to someone who is disappointed in a thing that turns out to be underwhelming and bad/mediocre to assure them that can just be how things go sometimes.

"This game is an unfinished mess. Why would they remove even the basic elements of a first person shooter?"
"Don't be sad, this is how it works out sometimes"

by q543frodomar January 16, 2022