Disslex

Disrespecting the linguistic and grammatical style of another in a condescending or patronising manner. Wordplay on disrespect and dyslexia.

Kate: "Don't say antidisestablishmentarianism! There might be hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobics about!"
Anna: "ADMIT IT.....YOU COPY AND PASTED BOTH OF THOSE WORDS...."

Anna is DISSlexing Kate. She is dissing her language.

Kate: "You DISSlexing me? Are you disslexing me though? Are you disslexing my family?"

by Kate and Anna September 26, 2008

dislecksia

If you searched for this, you have it.

Person 1: I have dislecksia

by MakeUrbanDictionaryGreatAgain January 16, 2021

dyslexic

If you can spell it, your not

Doctor: Please spell Dyslexic
Man: Huh?
Doctor: That'll be a yes then...

by umpirestrikesback March 31, 2005

dislexia

inability to comprehend or remember written words

Lauren keep is dislexic

by Butch March 31, 2003

Disler

A girl who has large boobs and who is extreamly passive

woah that girl is a disler

by Colber August 25, 2007

dyslexical

dis-lecks-i-kal
adj, verb
1. becoming dyslexic; the process where you constantly type or write letters in a different order than you intended.
2. the process of learning something and getting the processes completely ass-backwards (in reference to graph movements etc.)

I am dyslexical today, as I have 5 typos in that last sentence.

by fredspace38 October 21, 2008

Keyboard Dyslexia

Keyboard Dyslexia is an excuse for numerous spelling errors and random letters within words, usually in a word document.

keyboard dyslexia isd a excuse for numerouse speeling errorsd and rendom leyters within words, usually in a word documentr.

by corbane November 10, 2010