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Definitions by corbane

Gandalf High-five 

A Gandalf High-five is an awesome type of high-five which is reserved to only those who have met Sir Ian Mckellen.
Jason: eeeeeeh, I met Ian Mckellen.
Michael: Gandalf High-five!!!!!

*HIGH FIVE takes place*
Gandalf High-five by corbane December 8, 2010

20 Ninjas 

A phrase used when a you know someone is talking bull shit.

When you know the persons story has virtually no accuracy what-so-ever and that the person makes them-self out to be the best.

This phrase comes from the fact that when the story is told that anything can happen to make the story teller sound cool and tough, such as I was in a fight with 20 ninjas and I beat them all in 20 seconds.
Story Teller: I was walking along the street then 5 gangsters jumped me. 7 of these gangsters had guns, they were shooting at me so I beat one up, took his gun and killed them all in one shot, because they were all in a line.

Man (to friend): Urg... 20 Ninjas
20 Ninjas by corbane November 26, 2010

Keyboard Dyslexia 

Keyboard Dyslexia is an excuse for numerous spelling errors and random letters within words, usually in a word document.
keyboard dyslexia isd a excuse for numerouse speeling errorsd and rendom leyters within words, usually in a word documentr.
Keyboard Dyslexia by corbane November 10, 2010

Physics Fail 

The process of which a person attempts to do something - however the laws of physics make it impossible, thus causing the person to fail.
Physics Fail example:

1. Throwing a balloon at someone, but its stops strait after thowing it... epic fail

2. Throwing a computer mouse and expecting the wire to act as elastict - bringing the mouse back to your hand (impossible and the mouse slams of the desk)

3. (In The Other Guys) Samual Jackson and The Rock aim for a bush but plumit to the pavement.
Physics Fail by corbane November 3, 2010