Depth Deception

When schools/ classes tell you that you will need to know specific things about a topic in order to succeed in later courses or higher education. In reality, this information is too specific to be used outside of the classroom.

DAYUM! This genetics reading is full of depth deception. I honestly don't think we're ever going to use this ever again.

by ASDFneurosci September 27, 2011

Drunk Retention

The measure of the ability to remember things that happened while drunk.

Guy #1: I can't believe you remember that! You were pretty drunk last night!
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.

by Dave-Landon August 12, 2012

Choco-Deception

A game, played by 3 or more people, involving a box of mixed chocolates, where one piece has been replaced by a chocolate covered turd. Each player takes one chocolate every round. The object of the game is to eat as many chocolates as possible without getting the turd.

Dude, last night me and the squad were playing Choco-Deception, and I ate the ass nugget.

by The Urban Outfitter March 1, 2019

Cunt Deception

contraception - decieveing ones cunt

Before we have sex, do you have any cunt deception such as the pill, the coil or the plan-b

by le pixel July 20, 2020

intermittent retention

Intermittent retention refers to the act of retaining one's semen or not ejaculating within a selected window of time, similar to how one would refrain from eating while doing intermittent fasting. There are many purported benefits of intermittent retention. This term is first coined by the app makers of Epic, which is a semen retention tracker.

He has an active sex life but he is doing intermittent retention to preserve his lifeforce.

by interesting_insights November 5, 2020

oak grove deception

The act of talking a big game and then backing out at the last minute. This phrase often involves a week of bullshit leading up to a road trip. On the road trip the guilty party, despite saying all week that they were going out to drink, decides to stay at the hotel and order pizza

Matt: Alright the road trip is finally here! Joel, are you ready to get fucked up!!!

Joel: Hell Yeah!!!

Ross: Hey Joel we are leaving in 5 minutes!

Joel: I'm just gonna stay in and eat pizza instead.

Matt: Typical Oak Grove deception! I bet you're great at Pokemon!

Joel: I'm a super high level! Y'all wish y'all could beat me in Pokemon!

Gantt: Gayyyyyy

by SanAntonio December 24, 2013

Cock and Ball Detonation (CBD)

Cock and ball detonation (CBD) is a sexual activity involving application of explosives to the male genitals. This may involve directly applying plastic explosives, dynamite in the butt or taped to the shaft, black cats in the urethra, application of blast tape to the balls, incendiary rounds, IDEs, flash powder, PENT, cherry bombs attached to the balls, or putting your penis in tannerite.

Damn Cock and Ball Detonation (CBD) is hot, I wanna try it with my friend.

by ST3ve? September 20, 2020