Dad

I will be back soon... 7 years later with a girlfriend who 11 years younger with 16 hookers on the side.

Look its dad with a new bitch

by bigboybiggg April 12, 2020

Dad

An imaginary figure of your life.

My dad left to get the milk.

by IHonetlyDontGiveAShit November 7, 2020

dad

a person that left to get milk.
he never came back.😭

you - where is my dad
your foster mom - he left to get milk

by DaDDy605_ July 15, 2022

dad

A man who left you 12 years ago and never came with the milk...

YO DID YOU FIND dad?
you: *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

by dad(real) March 1, 2022

dad

The one who never came back...

dad?

by Maxisocdorilkarupsa September 10, 2015

Dad

A lovely kind person who is quite like a unversial remote, he is a taxi driver, and an ATM all at once, and he can easily be won over with a cup of tea!
Father, Taxidriver, ATM, Parent, GAA Fanatic.

Daughter: Dad, will to drive me into town.

Dad: Hmm, i dunno..!!

Daughter: ill make tea...

Dad: Ok!!

by Kinky Boots October 16, 2008

Dad

The guy who is supposed to be there for you. Not the guy who hangs out with his friends getting drunk all the time, going to bars every night, getting in jail, saying he doesn't give a fuck. Thats why i call Kellin Quinn my dad. Yeah, i may not know him personally, never even met him, but i can tell you that his music, sleeping with sirens, even closer 2 closer, helps me get through it. It gives me hope. I need to meet him one day, and tell him what his music means to me.

Them:"Hey Kellin Quinn"

Me:"Hes like my dad, his music raised me"

by The Girl Who Could Fly September 2, 2013