by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 28, 2021
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Usually selected by a Dyke who operates in the background of a widely distributed women's magazine, she is selected to be on the cover and she will be recognized by having distracting eye and lip makeup.
Paradoxically, this distraction from her jaw deformity is attractive to (or ignored by) many normal, middle-class, female magazine purchasers, and such magazines profit well from the display of their osteo-warped models. Some even go on to become movie stars despite their handicaps.
Often classified as a fetish, the best explanation is that Dykes somehow are attracted to wide jaws in females as a faux masculine trait, and thereby acceptable where a genuine male jaw would not.
Usually selected by a Dyke who operates in the background of a widely distributed women's magazine, she is selected to be on the cover and she will be recognized by having distracting eye and lip makeup.
Paradoxically, this distraction from her jaw deformity is attractive to (or ignored by) many normal, middle-class, female magazine purchasers, and such magazines profit well from the display of their osteo-warped models. Some even go on to become movie stars despite their handicaps.
Often classified as a fetish, the best explanation is that Dykes somehow are attracted to wide jaws in females as a faux masculine trait, and thereby acceptable where a genuine male jaw would not.
by FunkyObserver September 13, 2011
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noun - Indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.
alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.
etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.
etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
"My boyfriend gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo blowjob because we found out that I can't afford the liver transplant that I need to survive."
"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."
"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."
"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."
"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."
by NazarethEMU January 26, 2010
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Get the cosmonot mug.COSMOS--Clusters Of Shitholes Made Of Shit. A place where only students with a GPA of 0.3 or below will join. They are really talented in math--so talented that they unanimously agree on 1+1=3; they also say that infinity + 1 = penis. The Lord found this program shitty, so He created another program (Superior Internship Program). At the end of the day, this won't offend the shitpile because they lack the mental capacity to understand it.
Fuck COSMOS.
by FUCK THEIR SHITHOLE April 18, 2018
Get the COSMOS mug.A generally distrustful person who keeps his eye on the prize, however he does care about certain people who have been his friend and helped him through struggles, he however is aggressive when he feels insulted or another has challenged him
“Come at me Cosmo!!!”
by Millyfnaf June 4, 2018
Get the Cosmo mug.Object Cosmos is a show created by Circledude236, or CD236, now we call him Cringedude236. CD236 made oc very toxic that everyone nukes it. Object Cosmos is a very cringy space show that every episode is cringe, even the QnA. CD236 made planets pregnant, have fetishes-ewww-, draw cringe faces and pose, and makes everything from Ohio!!! When viewers look at object cosmos, just any oc episodes or shows, they always die of cringe. Like I was saying, oc is a cringy space show that is a piece of shit!!! OBJECT COSMOS MUST DIE!! OBJECT COSMOS MUST DIE!!! OBJECT COSMOS MIST FUCKING DIE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRUHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Circledude236 did the most unforgivable thing! He made oc that is shit! He made planets pregnant and every episode from Ohio! Fuck off CD236 AND FUCK OF OBJECT COSMOS!!! *deep inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
by TanglefingStar January 20, 2023
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