Canadian Cumshot

When you freeze maple syrup in a condom and a popsicle stuck at the end and then place it in your penis to enlarge it then having sex with the girl till it melts

P1:Holy shit bro I just managed to do a Canadian cumshot on a girl

P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock

by anonymous January 17, 2021

Mc cumshot

A burger with a shit ton of mayonnaise (cum)

I asked for extra mayo not a mc cumshot

by Extra mayo March 23, 2021

Fat Cumshot Challenge

Type the words “Fat Cumshot” using ugly your Cumshot.

You: “Hey man have you done the fat Cumshot challenge?”

Friend: “No, what the hell is that?”

by PottassiumPotato May 18, 2021

Arabian Cumshot

When a man ejaculates onto their partner's head and then wraps a towel around it

"Why's your sister so mad today?"
"I think her boyfriend gave her an Arabian Cumshot because she ran out of her room crying with a towel stuck to her hard."

by Cum injester June 8, 2021

Joker cumshot

Joker cumshot is when a female eats lots of blue takis or oops all berrys before sex and during sex while watching the dark night she shits out loads of diarrhea which will be green and while cumming on her the cum turns green

“ hey bro me and my girl did a joker cumshot right before our shower”

by BO0TY-_-JUice201 February 25, 2022

Chicago cumshot

When a guy blows his load into the barrel, chamber, or loaded magazine of a firearm then uses that firearm to blow the load onto/into the face of another person.

I got kicked out of the gun club when i gave the range safety officer a chicago cumshot.

by Jay64 July 7, 2022

Angle cumshot

When a woman is feeling unsafe and needs the bartender to help them

Woman: I need an angle cumshot

Bartender: who
Woman: the man in blue is getting agressive
Bartender: I got a bullet for you
Then has casual sex with woman

by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022