bum crumbs

Small pieces of shit left on your ass when wet farting, squirting power poops, or wiping like a retard.

Stevie has no thumb and leaves bum crumbs when he attempts to wipe his shit off his ass.

by Vironex July 22, 2006

Combs

A very sturdy individual.

You can count on that dude, he’s a real Combs.

by BoldFrieza March 13, 2019

bed crumbs

little crumbs of a hard food such as crackers that have fallen in your bed that cause extreme discomfort when sleeping.

damn, these bed crumbs are uncomfortable.

by tonskie July 12, 2014

The Immaculate Cumback

the act of anal sex with an ex-girlfriend and after the sex you come on her back

I was drunk at a party and i hooked up with my ex and gave her the immaculate cumback.

by Pang™ October 4, 2006

clumbsy

Misinterpretation of the spelling of clumsy. Commonly mistaken by those who are indeed clumsy themselves.
A general indication that a solid grasp of the English language is lacked. If symptoms persist, use a dictionary.

"Don't pick on my grammar! I'm not normally this 'clumbsy'." -irony.

"Yeah that guy's an idiot; he's always so 'clumbsy'!" -irony, once again.

by sM4c December 9, 2008

Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Cumberbatch is more likely to be recognised under the name Sherlock Holmes from the BBC Sherlock show. He has also shown his beautiful face in plenty of other TV shows and movies, such as Parade's End and The Imitation Game. He is also know as the voice of many animated characters, such as Smaug from The Hobbit and Classified from Penguins of Madagascar, which is rather ironic, since Benedict can't pronounce the word 'Penguin'. We must also mention that Benedict probably is the king of cheekbones, and the fact that he is an all around lovely and extremely handsome gentleman, who does all sorts of adorable stuff.

Have you seen Benedict Cumberbatch? It's like looking at the face of god.

by sugardaddybenny June 26, 2015

cumball

is when you are getting head from a lady friend and you decide to ejaculate in her mouth, after this act she quickly sucks on one of your balls leaving all the cum on it in which resulting in a cumball

OMG this chick just gave me a cumball!

by The Falkanator March 20, 2008