cumbox

A term used to describe a person who is used simply as a deposit for cum, implies total lack of respect

Going home now to empty my bollox in the cumbox

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

Carney Combo

The act of receiving the following all at one time; 1. Fisted by a clown 2. Ass-stung by a midget 3. Blown by the bearded lady.

There is also an Midwest variation where the above fisting from the clown is substituted for anal beads made from 3/4 inch sissal rope tied into knots.

Gomez received a carney combo as part of an all-inclusive vacation package to Cleveland, Ohio. He chose to upgrade this particular gift to the Midwest variation.

by Brian Boitano July 3, 2004

cubonic plague

when a coworker in the neighboring cube is in a foul mood and it becomes contagious

Carl had a shitty night last night, and brought his bad mood to the office. He's spreading the cubonic plague.

by patty pee August 27, 2010

Cambodian Turkey

A large snake, preferably a Python. Substituted for turkey on Thanksgiving when turkey is unavailable (or too expensive) but snakes are plentiful, as in when you're fighting a tired war on the Ho Chi Minh Trail in Cambodia, or bringing a dish to a Washington Thanksgiving potluck.

"I, uh... I brought a Cambodian Turkey."
"That smells delicious. What exactly is that?"
"It's a nineteen-foot python."
-Penny Arcade, November 24, 2010

by RegicidalManiac November 27, 2010

HopCat Combo

When you're so bad at Smash that you completely miss the follow up after a throw at low percent. Commonly associated with the popular Smash-YouTuber HopCat.

Well, that's a HopCat Combo.

by Waluigi4Smash December 8, 2020

CumBolt

a CumBolt is a load of cum that has been ejaculated out of a mans penis into another mans face, at the speed of a lightning bolt

Did you see Simon's CumBolt? it was so fast and big, it was amazing when it hit Andrew.

by SimonCumbolt June 4, 2018

Cumboobielator

The Cumboobielator (CUM-BOOB-EE-LAY-TOR) machine was a vital process for making products made for the National Pornelius foundation such as Limpus A, Controm , Kyliukler and Impulosh. The Cumboobielator machine was a breakthrough in science so that Globsturl was possible to be made in a lab.

The machine name was named Cumboobielator because one of Pornelius's Friends thought of a stupid name because they never took the business seriously and never thought it would become a really big breakthrough in science.

In 1969 the machine blew up due to a major accident from Pornelius Combobulus putting Strankter into main input 1FA. So instead of the machine processing it into Limpus A it was infusing with the machine coolant and thus blowing the machine up.

The machine is having a rebuild project started in 2006 in Yelm Washington USA and still being built to this day in a private industrial manufacturing company. The project is being planned to be finished in May 2024

Person 1: Did you know that the Cumboobielator machine exploded in 1969.
Person 2: That's sad and all but what the hell is the Cumboobielator machine

by FlimLick March 3, 2022