Cumguzzler

A cumguzzler is a slut, an asshole, someone that talks shit; or in most cases someone you just hate.

Damn, Quinn is just a fucking cumguzzler.

by His_Wife.(: May 13, 2011

cummunlative

retarded variant spelling of cumulative used by idiots

It was an amount greater than his cummunlative earnings since he joined Politics

by herophant August 17, 2009

cumfunnel

Please see cumguzzler.

Your mom is a cumfunnel.

by Lord Infamous August 19, 2004

Cumgurgaling

When a girl gurgals your cum in the back of her throat then swallows.

I blew my load in stacys mouth and she's still cumgurgaling!

by # 47 September 9, 2009

cumnundrum

When two consenting adults opt out of sex because their kids run in the same circles.

Wow. This is hot, but we're in a serious cumnundrum. We cannot have sex. Our kids have 8 years of school left together and I'm averse to extended awkwardness.

by freegrrrl October 14, 2012

Cumbung

The act of having one's member used as a cervical dam post-ejaculation to prevent semenal expulsion from the vagina whilst your coital partner searches for a cumpon.

'Have you made a cumpon yet? The news is on in a minute and I can't be used as a cumbung forever.'

by Poomoj January 5, 2013

Cumgut

The stomach of a girl that swallow everytime

Damn look at her stomach, she got a cumgut

by BigZay21 July 16, 2016