Gordido Crunch

Noun: Fat hispanic man or woman used for someone's sexual wants, needs or desires.
How to Use: A horny man or woman go behind an overweight person, grab their fat into a clump and start rubbing their genitals against them.

A: I have such a hard on dude.
B: Don't worry there's a Gordido Crunch over there.

by Do The Mario February 01, 2018

Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and you run into a wall and your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurts like FRICK.
My dildo crunch is one of a kind.

by Ten Retro January 18, 2019

Cat'n Crunch

n. A kitty litter box full of gravel-crunchy shit lumps and dry puddles of piss, an irresistible crunchfest for the canine species.

My dog Seabiscuit was crazy for Cat'n Crunch, no matter what I did to keep him away from the litterbox. His breath stank of catshit, even after he washed it down drinking from the toilet.

by saint_adventure October 13, 2014

Bacon Crunch

Bun + Bacon + Onion + Slat and Pepper + (Cheese) + Bun = Bacon Crunch
That crunch is delicioso!

Do you want a bacon crunch?

by BKFC January 25, 2021

Captain crunching

The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position

I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.

by Devonwolfman February 25, 2022

Crunch Bunching

When one person fills their underwear with potato chips and uses their hand to crush the chips around their genitals while their partner holds their head between the legs and catches the falling chip crumbs with their mouth.

Matthew used ketchup flavored chips when he was crunch bunching me yesterday. It was delicious!

by Cincinnati Bungle November 27, 2015

Clam Crunching

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion

Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."

by Nody Cowlin April 19, 2011