A rogue piece of toilet paper that has clung to a girl's vagina and dried up. Rare, but powerfully repulsive.
Roughly 35% of your standard sorostitutes stumble out of bars with a crevice crunchy, and knock the Uggs boots anyway...gotta check first, guys.
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Nancy Reagan is a crunchy con about stem cell research.
The crunchy cons believe decriminalizing and taxing marajuana could be profitable and alleviate the drug wars at the border.
The crunchy cons believe decriminalizing and taxing marajuana could be profitable and alleviate the drug wars at the border.
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Get the crunchy cucumber mug.Noun. The crunchy frog is a colloquialism, describing a sex position in which two people are having sex on the lower stairs of a staircase. Both looking toward the ceiling. Vaguely referenced in S1Ep7 of the show Tacoma FD.
Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked
Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.
Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.
Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked
Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.
Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.
Remember that one chick, we totally did the crunchy frog up at her aunt's cabin this weekend. I think my hands got rugburn.
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Shanaquia:girl, you know I want some damn hot crunchy curls! 💦
Shanaquia:girl, you know I want some damn hot crunchy curls! 💦
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