coochie surprise

when a guy goes backdoor and the girl is really confused

the conversation during a coochie surprise:

girl: "What the fuck are you doing?"
guy: "fucking you in your coochie"
girl: "but... that's my ass"
guy: "i know."

by Cunt Punter January 31, 2007

Hoochie Coochie

Term used in the song "Chattahoochee" by Alan Jackson. Although most assume it is a made up phrase to rhyme with Chattahoochee, it is actually a term originally used to describe a sexually provocative belly dance performed by gypsies.

♫ Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie... ♫

by SleepFaster January 7, 2012

koolaid cooch

shaven vaginal area often seen in porn that looks as if its been soaking in cherry Koolaid; cooch exibiting extreme redness.

That is some nasty koolaid cooch in that picture.

by penguin71 June 11, 2006

coochie

COOCHIE- a piece of female anatomy located anterior to the rectum and between the hips. It is an opening from the external environment to the uterus. It is used for sexual gratification or as a passage for the male gamete to the ova.

The thing about coochie is that you cant seem to get enough no matter how much you have even though it is only an inch off tasting like shit.

by Dr T. Gerbal November 27, 2004

cotton coochie

This is when a woman smokes marijuana and her vagina becomes dry, making sex difficult. Similar to cotton mouth, except it's your coochie that gets dry.

I was trying to have sex after I smoked that blunt but it was not happening because I got cotton coochie.

Guy-"Why can't I get it in?"

Girl-"Because I just smoked and I've got cotton coochie."

by yea gurl July 28, 2011

Coochie juice

when a girl gets wet and comes and her juice leaks from her coohie

"I was fingering alyssa and her coochie Juice got on my hand"

by Zack Seip October 22, 2004

Cooch Surfing

When you go to a town or city you aren't from without a place to stay with the intention of finding a random girl you can sleep with and stay at her place.

Me and the boys are heading to Galt, we don't have a place to stay but hopefully we can find some chicks and do some cooch surfing.

by Captain Snatch-a-roo May 7, 2010