The wind cries mary

Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo

Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha

by Noia November 8, 2013

bro or hoe criteria

The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.

Dude 1: Emma wants to join the boys

Dude 2: We need to check the bro or hoe criteria first.

by RiceFactory February 27, 2020

girl who cried rape

rape is a crime that involves forcing someone to have sexual intercourse with you. While it is generally seen as a crime committed by men against women, it can be committed by anyone against anyone, and later on people finding out you were never raped and you cried rape which is an all to common occurrence in today's society.

hey Nicole did you hear Brianna got raped?, no turns out she lied and became the girl who cried rape

by kyro the happy bear December 6, 2020

The Boy who Cried Game

When your friend tells you he wants to game for hours. He proceeds to tell you to hop on, and only stays on for 1 round then hops off.

Austin: Get on let’s game.
Friend: Are you going to get off after one round?
Austin: Nah man I’ve been waiting to game all weekend.

*1 game later*

Austin: Alright peace

Friend: The Boy who Cried Game…typical

by GameBoyCried August 20, 2023

criterion

There are two meanings for 'criterion'.

1. A series of criteria set out on an assignment sheet, usually found in a high school setting;
2. A fictional character brought to life in a Legal Studies class at a Queensland private school. Criterion has a small round body with large teeth. He is also the promoter of Criterion Cereal which can be found at your local supermarket. Criterion has an arch nemesis known as Assessment.

Girl: Oh my GOSH! You just ate a criterion!
Boy: I did not, my Chemistry assignment is still in my bag, you idiot.

by SockEater September 6, 2006

cryerbate

v. to cry, whine, or otherwise complain to garner pleasurable attention and sympathy. Carries a negative connotation, especially when used to describe chronic, pointless bitching.

We've all heard it before so why don't you go cryerbate in your room and leave us alone?

by febrile42 July 20, 2006

french cries

a fictional food that implies someone is being a cry baby. It is most often accompanies the word wamburger.

jake: mom, chris won't stop making weird faces at me!

chris: awww does poor baby want a wamburger and some french cries?

by Pont Lemarce November 9, 2006