Crap Nap

The ability to fall asleep in the bathroom stall while doing your duty. A short nap in the bathroom stall.

Man1: "I have a bright red spot in the middle of my forhead because I fell asleep in the stall".
Man2: "Dude, you were taking a crap nap!"

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

crap biscuit

Feeling especially crappy. Take crap, mix it up with eggs and flour. Bake. The result is much worse than just regular crap. Applies in times of illness and hangovers.

Josie drank half a liter of schapps last night. She feels like a total crap biscuit this morning.

by mecaro October 17, 2005

Crap on a Spatula

a beautiful phrase spoken by Leslie Knope in the NBC comedy Parks and Recreation that is used in times of trouble

Ron: Leslie, You haven't finished your paperwork.
Leslie: Crap on a spatula!

by JulesRose16 January 15, 2015

Crap Wagon

A large or excessively big amount

That is a crap wagon of money!

by Logic? February 5, 2015

crap bastard

1. Someone who has let another down, usually having reneged on a promise or understanding.

2. A person lacking integrity, who goes back on their word; typically due to laziness, cowardice and/or greed.

3. A severe character flaw, manifestation of irresponsibility.

The previous homeowner was supposed to have replaced the water heater before we'd moved in. Crap bastard!

He/She stood me up again. Crap bastard!

Wasn't he/she supposed to be looking for a job? Crap bastard!

by Kailash September 21, 2008

crap ton

A crap ton is equal to 4 shit loads.

we had a crap ton of time to think of this example.

by Arnold S. September 13, 2005

Crap Dusting

accidentaly shitting your pants as a result as an over zealous attempt to crop dust.

"dude, i tried to crop dust the library, but i ended up crap dusting it"

"you still got the pants?"

by famousfrank January 15, 2009