The Twin CP

A variant of the phrase "Cunt Punt". The Twin CP is the abbreviation of a strictly class move known as "The Twin Cunt Punt", which is when a business professional dominates two fellow employees who are higher than him/her on the corporate ladder. This elevated position on the corporate ladder makes senior employees prime candidates for a good "Cunt Punting".

Michael performed The Twin CP on Kelly and Eric by metaphorically taking a dump on their work.

by Basblstr27 April 1, 2011

CP

Club penguin. Totally doesn't mean anything else.

Npc: Yo, do you like CP?
Npc2: Yeah, I watch CP everyday
Npc: Wait, watch? I'm talking about Club Penguin here.
Npc2: ...
Npc: hold on....

by mgkisgood6969 April 6, 2023

cp

something very tasty......

dude 1: i looovvve cp.
dude 2: yeah me too, cheese pizza is sooo good.
dude 1:yeah...

by huck4life❤❤❤ January 30, 2024

cp

in Asian countries, cp stands for couple, which is the same as a 'ship' in Americas
you might see "cp雜食、左右非固定" in people's twitter bios. this directly translates to "cp omnivore, left/right unfixed"
this is slang to say they ship multiple pairings, and don't mind who tops or bottoms in them (they use left/right to mean A/B or top/bottom, referring to the two people in the ship)

"why does it say CP in this person's bio? are they a pedo freak?"
"no, but you are a western idiot"

by destroyafteruse February 20, 2023

CP

Also known as COLLEGE PARK a shopping mall located in Toronto CANADA

"Ayo you tryna go post up at CP"

by TGFOLKJESUS April 18, 2017

CP

Chaos Puppet (Guild in AQW)

You should join CP if you like the Chaos PuppetMaster set in AQW

by darkestdarci June 2, 2024

cp

a shortcut for cellphone

"yo mike cp or comp?"
"man i love my comp by cps are wayy better"

by imlostinthefacade August 3, 2021