Canuck

Beaver, water-dwelling mammal. Not to be confused with canadian slang term.

The river flooded. Those hairy canucks were at it again making a dam.

by MontrealLover9876 June 27, 2011

CONFUCK

candy bar.

holy jeez, betty. im sure hankering for a CONFUCK right about now.

by jennyfuck January 16, 2004

Vancouver Canucks

Canada's best NHL team, and the best in the NHL. Won the Stanley Cup in 2009/2010 season.

Daaauuuyyyuuummmm....Burrows and the Sedins are the $hit! Vancouver Canucks are the best ever!

by CanucksKickAsss February 4, 2010

confuckdercated

it comes from the word confussed and fucked its really just being confused and a bit fucked up

damn this life it has me all confuckdercated

by edward July 19, 2004

Canuckistanian

A term used in jest to refer to a Canadian, the Canadian-English dialect, or Canadian culture as a whole in post-9/11 America. This playfully derogatory term came to fruition as a parody of xenophobic pseudo-nationalistic phrases such as 'freedom fries' that came into existence after the terrorist activities of September 11, 2001, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that followed. Canuckistanian is a combination of the word 'Canuck' and the generic phrase 'istanian' which is often tagged onto other words to imply deviance and un-Americanism. Canuckistanians are citizens of Canuckistania.

"I'm sorry, I don't speak Canuckistanian."

"I'll be damned if one of those border-hopping Canuckistanians comes in and steals my job!"

"Eh? Oh, you're Canuckistanian aren't you?"

"If those insidious Canuckistanians have their way, our kids will be growing up learning the alphabet from A to Zed."

"Is that real Canuckistanian maple syrup, or is it just an imitation?"

"If you Canuckistanians don't watch it, Bush is gonna invade your country too and rename it South Alaska."

by Tarin_Yote August 24, 2006

confuckingstruction

Term used to desribe a web site under construction.

The website is under confuckingstruction!

by Nick Pelone May 8, 2004

confuckduzzled

extremely or highly confused beyond belief

Alyssa was completey confuckduzzled when she got ripped off her ass and didnt know what exactly was going on.

by 303 May 23, 2006