consolitus

A disease inflicted upon modern games in order for them to work and operate on consoles (even next gen). Symptoms include retro graphics, bad scaling, closer draw distance, poor fidelity, and bad bad texturing. The PC users of games with consolitus are warned that it can cause disappointment and frustration, to anger, and eventually the dark side.

Goddamn, I spent $40 on this game and it is infested with consolitus. Just look at the horrible graphics on my uber PC. Why? Why? Why?

by BlackFerret June 23, 2014

Serge De Congolees

Known in Belgium as a famous Congo djembe player.

Kentgy Serge? Wie, Serge De Congolees? Ja das toch de vader van Serge Jr.?

by Tomonaut May 11, 2018

condolence

Pity for someone else's sorrow or loss; Sympathy.

After the sudden death of Princess Diana, thousands of messages of condolenc were sent to her family.

by Larstait November 10, 2003

consolation prize

A woman that you are with because you cannot be with the one you really want. a.k.a. the back up or a warm body

O that bitch, she's the consolation prize.

by your back up December 9, 2008

Russian mail-order bride consolidation play

When you raise capital in an investment fund to acquire multiple Russian mail-order bride platforms. This is done so that the investor controls the supply chain of connecting beautiful Russian women and rich white men.

Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.

Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

consoltard

To dumb down, simplify or retard for use on a computer games console or the games console audience.

Wow, the new Rainbow Six game "Vegas" has been totally consoltarded.

by Stuart Henderson June 18, 2007

consolation prize

A prize you win because you lost. Something that losers get so they don't feel too bad about themselves being horrible failures.

Tony: Hey Joe, check out my first place trophy! Can you say 'winner'?

Joe: Hey Tony, check out my Hello Kitty Keychain. Can you say 'consolation prize'?

Tony: ...Loser.

Joe: STFU.

by Laura Mae December 3, 2007