Face Condom

Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus

Dude, the corona is real, you can't board a flight without a face condom.

by Florilla June 27, 2020

condom

is a rubber baby preventer.
it usually goes on a penis.
not meant to be blown up as a balloon.
It catches all the white squirmy thingys so they dont go into the girl.
if you use it you will not create a tiny little baby, but if you dont use it you will get fat. and 9 months later you will find yourself in the hospital giving birth.
use a condom young men.

"put on the condom or your not touching me!"

by __ellolove__ May 23, 2009

cojonera

noun same as "blue balls", e.g. how the male genitalia hurts after a prolonged time of arousal without orgasm.

Person A: Shit, she kept me all horny for three hours straight. And didn't even jack me off in the end.
Person B: No joda, debes tener cojonera...

by alpha_male74 March 9, 2009

cojones

Male organs that work as a team, unless one or both come to a rather painful end.

"I'd like you to meet my friends. This is Jones, and over here is his partner, CoJones."

by Wax Frog July 10, 2008

condom

A light inexpensive piece of rubber that fits over the penis, designed for the prevention of sexually transmitted diseases and/or the prevention of impregnation, during sexual intercourse. Strongly recommended by health professionals everywhere, this unique invention has still become widely un-popular in Australia and America.
-see idiot

After a long night of slobbering over each other, Rick and Mary decided to go hard at it in the parklands. Condoms not being terribly trendy, Rick decided to continue without. Mary agreed and thought this was a smashing idea.

by Gay Sebastian May 5, 2005

conjoined twin

Someone who is born as a twin that is attached to the other twin in some way. Over 50% of all conjoined twins die at childbirth. Many others don't live to be 10. However, doctors can seperate conjoined twins but the procedure is very risky.

Michael and Matthew are conjoined twins. They are joined at the head and may never seperate.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

condom roulette

sexual risk game, usually played by swinging couples. involves woman having sex with multiple partners, each using a condom selected randomly from a pool, the twist being that some of the condoms have been deliberately sabotaged to split, the woman being supposedly not on the pill and thereforer unprotected Sometimes played by bugchasing couples for a different effect.

My wife attended a condom roulette party last night, and two split on her. We are waiting to see if she is pregnant.

by jasonvalentine April 13, 2008