Delusional Confidence Syndrome

A feeling of great determination one feels to work their hardest to achieve straight A's for the next quarter/semester that inevitably falls short due to procrastination and/or lack of willpower.

Student #1: My roommate went out and bought a bunch of binders and dividers and paper, rambling on about how organized and hard working he's going to be next quarter.

Student #2: Mine too. Looks like that Delusional Confidence Syndrome is going around..

by DanTheManMan August 30, 2010

Conference Room Confidence

In the business world, an inflated sense of the right decisions having been made because the decisions were made in a group setting and then bolstered by self-congratulatory remarks.

Look out now. The H.R. dept has just emerged from a four hour meeting. With that kind of conference room confidence, they are ready to roll out the slashing of additional employee benefits.

by IndySparkPlug August 19, 2010

confident turtle

When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.

She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.

by ccxxii September 13, 2015

Confidence

If someone is confident it doesn’t mean they are full of themselves they just know there self worth and don’t take shit from anyone who brings them down

I’m A confident independent women with heels higher than your standards .Thats what i call confidence boob boo

by Slaying queen 💁‍♀️🔥 August 12, 2018

Confinery

1: Used to describe a state of mental self-punishment that is similar to the realm of purgatory that church-going/catholic woman experience after getting wasted and breaking their oath of chastity, for the 2nd+ time.

2: The experience of remorse from getting drunk the night before and taking part in promiscuous activity while sitting in mass/church.

Person: "Girl, what's wrong?!"
Bad Girl: "I'm in confinery."
Person: "Say WHA?? You better hope you're not pregnant!."
Bad Girl: "I don't know. I just hope God forgives me the next time...I mean, this time..."

by The Drizzle, a.k.a. Money Man February 10, 2010

Confisteal

To confiscate something for your own use.

Jennifer bought that gallon jug for sweet tea but I confistealed it to water my plants.

by Buzzyrd June 2, 2015

Conciterate

Conciderate: When an individual forgets know how to spell "considerate" but doesnt want to be questioned on their actions

Gosh Aly! Be more conciterate!
You mean considerate?

by JTrollen June 10, 2016