Conditia

1. The status of well-being
2. Requirements for something to occur. Without it, it would, well, not occur.

He ate a lot of fast food, so his conditia was horrible.

Overwhelming amounts of nitrogen and phosphorus are essential conditia for excessive algal growth.

The reason for his extraordinary conditia was the exorbitant rate at which he charged his billable hours.

by #thisisnotintendedtobeafactual May 3, 2011

conditioning hike

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.

Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!

by Doc Of the Walk March 30, 2015

condition white

A relaxed state of awareness wherein an attack would be completely unexpected, such as being asleep, or being IN one’s phone.

I was in Condition White, Facebooking, when that car hit me.

by Cmdr Fat Coyote October 22, 2017

Condition of household

Look at anxiety in family pet

Condition of household look at pets.

by Kuehlstein January 23, 2018

Coditis

When your productivity drops to two lines of code a day, and you just sit and stare at the code and feel like you don't know how to do it anymore.

Talking to a colleague:
Don't panic! I've had coditis for twice as long as you have, and they haven't fired me yet.

by codeblock October 19, 2018

Concisis

Noun. General conviction or viewpoint of people.

Her Concisis of the movie review was the same as everyone else.

by B-rizzle December 21, 2018

condition zebra

to fill (close) all 3 holes on a female at once (navy people will know what this means)

this thot wanted to do me and my 2 buddies at once so we set condition zebra on her

by peety69 March 25, 2019