COMPAQ

A brand of Computers and Laptops, whose letters stand for 'Craptastic Ominfrustrating Mega Piece of Anything Questionable'. The word 'Omnifrustrating' implies that laptops of this brand are usually found by the user to be frustrating on a variety of different levels. This definition stems from my hate for this brand which has grown both due to my own experience for more than five years with COMPAQ laptops as well as any IT professional's reaction upon learning the brand of laptops of which I've just complained.

"Man I hate this freaking COMPAQ! What a Craptastic Omnifrustrating Mega Piece of Anything Questionable!"

"User: 'My laptop's not working at all! It's giving me grief and causing me a lot of frustration, and I only bought it 3 weeks ago!'
IT Tech: 'What laptop do you have?'
User: 'It's a COMPAQ.'
IT Tech: 'Ah, there's your first problem.'"

by KloudNyne January 14, 2009

Company Man

A yes man. A suit. Some joker whose only goal in life is the expansion of his/her own career. A suck-up. A brown-noser. A worm. These guys piss me off.

Hey dirtbag, you can eat me you company man.

by Die_Tasse May 22, 2004

Battlefield Bad Company 2

The game Call of Duty try hard fans hate to admit is actually better than Call of Duty. This is because the game has an destructible environment which means if you blow a grenade up in a house, it would be altered.

You can even make your camping spots, and YES, camping is mandatory in this game. It is actually the closest you will come to a real-like war FPS game. The it actually has gravity, and if you want to camp and get a head shot from long range, you would have to aim above someone's head.

Call of Duty Fan: Dude! I just got a 31:0 K/D Ratio in MW2!

Old Call of Duty Fan: Dude, I will not worship you unless you do that shit in Battlefield Bad Company 2.

by NotACallOfDutyTryHardFan April 26, 2011

comfylicious

adj: ridiculously (deliciously) comfortable

a combination of the words comfortable and delicious used to describe anything that is so comfortable that describing it as comfy does not suffice

ex. 1
"This sofa is comfylicious!"

ex. 2
Person 1: Hey, how do you like those pants I got you for your birthday?
Person 2: I couldn't thank you enough! They're so comfylicious, I could wear them every day!

by teatime October 9, 2008

compacho

Variation of "partner" or "friend." Combination of compadre and muchacho.

"Hey compacho, thanks for watching my dogs while I spent the night at my girlfriend's."

by TK$ January 8, 2014

text company

When someone is at a boring event/place and they want people text them in order to make that event/place a little more bearable.

Person 1: Ugh! I have to go my brothers stupid college graduation ceremony!
Person 2: Will you have your phone with you? I can keep you text company.
Person 1: Ok thanks a lot!

by MasterofXD January 19, 2009

Software Company

A company that provides software to its costumers. In average software companies, the majority of employees is formed by programmers who provide the code to be compiled to the actual software product.

Microsoft is the most famous Software Company in the world.

by CodenameJoker November 6, 2013