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commulord

A term for an absolute AIDS RIDDEN car that has one sole purpose; to commute with as little hassle as possible, and to not actually give a shit about. it must be mechanically PEFECT and handle all the abuse given, but also totally undesirable and if possible hold no actual value. Only then can it have commulord status.
My fiat bravo 2.0, aka 'the big one'. it simply refuses to die, and is currently contending for commulord supremacy.
by Rogtheriddler March 21, 2008
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the.commune

“The.commune does not want us to say hey mamas to him in public.”
by heymamasletmeradicalizeyou October 18, 2020
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Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome

An uncommon yet highly infectious disease characterised by the repetitive and highly explosive detonations released from one's rectum, often coinciding with a massive expulsion of shit and piss (shiss, or pisst if you prefer). Strangely, the sizes of the sudden shit-splosions have been measured to be over 10 meters long and contain more force and matter than the unfortunate individual could possibly house. Despite the disease being almost impossible to investigate, it is thought that the sudden force of explosive diarrhea rips a hole in the fabric of the universe, creating a small temporary wormhole allowing more shit to travel through. Some scientists theorise that if the disease was more closely understood, it is possible that it could hold the key to both interdimensional and warp-speed travel.
The exact origin of this disease of this is unknown, but it is theorised to either have been caused by the founding of Taco Bell in 1962, or the popularisation of commercial laxatives in the late 1920s.
Michael: Ah fuck man, the doctor has diagnosed me with Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome. He-
*FUCKING EXPLODES IN A MASSIVE SHOWER OF SHIT AND PISS, INSTANTLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN A 10 MILE RADIUS*
Devin, now covered in diarrhea: Bummer, dude.
by sussy among baka balls March 18, 2022
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Mackellar girls campus

says no drugs but ummmmmmm yeah
Why there drugs on the floor. Must be Mackellar girls campus
by eshayyyyyyyyy December 11, 2020
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obsessive compulsive disorder

Is a fairly common problem where people experience ‘obsessions’, recurring unwanted thoughts which are difficult to stop, and ‘compulsions’, rituals of checking behaviour or repetitive actions which are carried out in an attempt to relieve the thoughts.
Jocelyn has obsessive compulsive disorder, and checks the door 16 times to make sure it is locked.
by Barizzy January 28, 2006
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Computer

Scoot-I need the computer
by maximum628 January 28, 2010
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AP Computer Science

(noun) A very fun class offered to high school students in which you learn how to create computer programs. You learn how a computer works, and how to tell a computer to make your life easier. You also learn how programmers create video games. Much of the year is spent playing Warcraft III or Starcraft, instead of coding, as most of your classmates have a vast knowledge of Java, C++ and HTML already and just take the class as a break or as college credit. The AP test in computer science consists of meaningless, non-applicable multiple choice questions that account for 50% of your score, while the other 50% actually tests your knowledge of java, but writing prgrams that no one would use in the real world.
"So how's your AP Computer Science class?"

"It's awesome! We didnt do anything all period, we just played Warcraft III"
by samuraichikx June 6, 2009
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