comparamore

The act of comparing another female-fronted band(usually VersaEmerge, Flyfleaf, etc.)to Paramore. this act tends to be frowned upon, but often happens. Dont be a victim of comparamoring.

"VersaEmerge kinda sounds like Paramore, huh?"
"Eww. You just comparamored. Not cool."

by eliseisradd January 29, 2009

combat wingman

The act of taking one for the team while in a combat zone. Kin to the standard "Wingman" just under different conditions. Conditions befitting the term "Combat Wingman" are as follows; Taking one for the team while deployed, Obstructing a potential cock blocking Betty to a point where you either have to fuck or fight the potential cock blocker.

Also Known As: Jumping on a hand grenade or Stepping on the land mine. Under the harshest conditions the term "Hugging The Nuke" may apply.

Jay: "Damn Phil, Brianna is hot and I would like to partake of her two lipped goodness..."
Phil: " Well what is stopping You?"
Jay: "Her square jawed room mate, she is always around and cock blocks at every chance"
Phil: "I'll step on this land mine for you little buddy"
Jay: "Wow, Phil you are my hero, a true Combat Wingman"
Phil: "That's right, now, if you'll excuse me, I have to Hug A Nuke"

by Hector Gnome June 30, 2007

comparandum

a thing that is to be compared with something else
pl. comparanda

teacher: "Now that you have read this poem, here is another poem which makes an interesting comparandum. Do you notice any similarities between them?"

by nkwr November 19, 2011

Compa

Compa refers to mate, friend, brother. Comes from spanish from the word companero which translate to peer, but used as a friendly way to talk about your homies.

I went with my "compa" to the movies!- Fui con mi "compa" al cine!

by Tracerone December 16, 2019

stage combat

Theatrical choreography or improvisation that creates the illusion of physical combat without hurting the actors. Sometimes actors make no real physical contact when engaging in stage combat. When actual contact is made, care is taken to ensure punches and kicks land on sturdy muscle groups, while appearing to cause pain. One of the most dangerous contact moves is the face slap, which puts the ears, eyes, nose, and jaw at very high risk.

"The actors had a 7:00 fight call to practice their stage combat before the show."

"That stage combat was horrible. It was so unrealistic."

by Robin February 25, 2005

COMPAQ

A brand of Computers and Laptops, whose letters stand for 'Craptastic Ominfrustrating Mega Piece of Anything Questionable'. The word 'Omnifrustrating' implies that laptops of this brand are usually found by the user to be frustrating on a variety of different levels. This definition stems from my hate for this brand which has grown both due to my own experience for more than five years with COMPAQ laptops as well as any IT professional's reaction upon learning the brand of laptops of which I've just complained.

"Man I hate this freaking COMPAQ! What a Craptastic Omnifrustrating Mega Piece of Anything Questionable!"

"User: 'My laptop's not working at all! It's giving me grief and causing me a lot of frustration, and I only bought it 3 weeks ago!'
IT Tech: 'What laptop do you have?'
User: 'It's a COMPAQ.'
IT Tech: 'Ah, there's your first problem.'"

by KloudNyne January 14, 2009

Company Man

A yes man. A suit. Some joker whose only goal in life is the expansion of his/her own career. A suck-up. A brown-noser. A worm. These guys piss me off.

Hey dirtbag, you can eat me you company man.

by Die_Tasse May 22, 2004