Committing a sir Mitchell

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act

by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021

Go Commit stop your breathing

An alternate way of saying "Go kill ur self lol"

ur mom gay
no u
go commit stop your breathing
*dies*

by Trains Lol October 12, 2018

Zinab (Common Arabic name)

Zinab is a very loving and caring person. They are the most attractive people in their friend group. You'll never make a mistake dating a Zinab. They are also usually popular, smart and really funny too. They have a bright personality and everyone likes them. Although they may be ill-tempered sometimes, they are very rare, so if you meet one, keep her, you won't regret it.

Zinab (Common Arabic name) name, are great friends.

by Look_u_found_me April 1, 2020

go commit fork in outlet

an insult of asking someone to die by sticking a fork in an outlet

"jim: go commit fork in outlet!"

"john: BZZZRTTTT"

"jim:john?"

by fallboygo October 10, 2021

amazon prime and commitment

The next level of netflix and chill. One who makes a life time "commitment" with partner and subscription to amazon prime. Committed sexual intercourse with that same partner over a long period of time.

Darryl is taking this relationship to a whole other level man... He is going from netflix and chill to amazon prime and commitment

by EducatedTeacher September 3, 2016

common ground

(n.) A common interest between two alienated parties who generally disagree with eachother.

Ah, I'm glad we found some common ground on the subject of gun control/ feminists/ transsexuals/ who is gayer than Elton John.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Common Sense

Something just as rare as a good sonic game

Bro ricegum has no common sense

by A Cloutgang Hater July 20, 2018