suitcase college

A college or university where many students go back home every weekend.

It'd be easier to tag some Friday night ass here if this weren't such a suitcase college.

by E-Luv December 25, 2006

College Student

A person who is poor, procrastinates a lot, and somehow manages to succeed in completing a never-ending pile of homework. Often found with bags under their eyes, hyped up on caffeine, and eating top ramen while working on assignments for the next class.

Damn Jordan, you are such a college student! Wasn't that essay assigned 3 weeks ago and you are just now doing it!? You need to lay off the energy drinks and get some rest. Maybe you should think about doing your work AHEAD of time.

by TheCollegeGuy916 September 20, 2011

college

an expensive daycare center

I'll be retirin' soon, and the kids is gettin' too old for no one to notice if I kill 'em...

by retarded student November 25, 2003

college sandwich

A sandwich consisting of two slices of bread, with a slice of bread in-between.

College sandwich. 100% bready goodness.

by ohokaylol December 2, 2007

Mentor College

The school that will most likely just have this definition removed. At this school we must pay to dress down, write 16 exams a year and get a detention for almost everything we do, we love our school!!!! Best school out there by far!!

Mentor College never gets snow days.

by egelloc rotnem February 2, 2013

bank collection

Pictures and videos for "later" use

Oh ya I know her, she is in my bank collection.

by DJDorcFich0423 September 21, 2021

st. john xxiii college prep

St. John is the true definition of hell. A Catholic high school located in Katy, Texas where students are separated into 5 cults and forced to compete against each other. Known as the crustiest school in the area, St. John excels at zero sports and contains strictly hoes and religious girls, nothing in between.

"Hear St. John xxiii college prep went 2-8 this season, thank god they're improving"

by Tim Jaureguido March 9, 2017