fan commander

A girl with titties the size of her head that has somehow managed to bend down and take it like the beast she is. Full in the mouth. a.k.a. a master of the bj.

"Dude Tiffany is such a fan commander." -Eric
"Man, I know. She can command mine anyday." -John.

by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007

Fucknose Commander

When the word fucknose just isn't enough to sum up someone's fucknose-yness

That bouncer won't let me in the club, what a fucknose commander.

by ActionSwanson42 January 23, 2010

Commander in Queef

A female Commander in Chief aka President

Ladies and gentleman allow me introduce the next Commander in Queef, Hillary Rodham Clinton, of the United States of America!

by miesfuller June 1, 2016

calander

One year (origin: memphis)

Man, I got pulled over for a stupid weapons charge. They talkin' bout me doin a whole calander!

by poolpimp August 9, 2006

Firing on all cylinders

To sneeze, poop, and urinate all at once on the toilet.

Dave: Man Paul, you in the bathroom for a long time.
Paul: Yeah, I was Firing on all cylinders.

by Seems Like Science March 31, 2015

Cobra_Commander

A fat fuck from Cleveland.

Cobra_Commander is a fucking douchebag.

by Alex April 19, 2004

master and commander

To cut someone off mid sentence when they're more knowledgeable or superior in rank.

A "You turn left at the traffic lights then..
B "No you turn right at traffic lights"
A "did you just master and commander me?"
B "well you are from around here, so i suppose so"

by Haylon June 11, 2006