colour

the British spelling of color. (british spelling of words must be accompanied by other britishisms )

my what pretty colours you have in your podge!

Mumsy and I went to the pub to buy a chug of coloured ale.

Oh darling we aint got no more colours to paint the house with just pasty white.

by Randomidous® October 9, 2005

colourless rainbow

utter disappointment, letdown, something insipid.

The football match was a colourless rainbow.

by uttam maharjan July 1, 2010

Colour

Something that looks like it should be pronounced (cuh-lOW-er) instead of (cah-lur).

Seriously, why not spell it the way it's pronounced, idiots?

by GWR Contradiction Agency January 5, 2005

see everything with dark-coloured glasses

to be pessimistic.

Do not see everything with dark-coloured glasses. Be upbeat.

by uttam maharjan November 10, 2010

colouring box

container of crayons, coloured pencils, watercolours, anything you use to colour something in with

"Jack can you pass me that colouring box so I can use my new colouring book?"

by Eliza123456 April 29, 2007

colder than a nun's conundrum

1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 So cold it effects the mind.

3 So cold that its answer involves a pun.

4 The use of the word "Conundrum" in this statement is a conundrum.

5 A more socially acceptable way to say "Colder than a Nun's Cunt".

It's colder than a Nun's conundrum out there!

by rnathenson October 9, 2009

corduroy road

When you're having sex using a ribbed condom and the condom slips off your penis but remains in your partner's orifice so you are now having sex with the condom and receiving the full benefit of the ribs on your penis.

Guy 1: Man, I had the best sex of my life last night.

Guy 2: Really? Shelly was that good?

Guy 1: No but midway through the condom slipped off and I took a trip down corduroy road and it was awesome!

by bamcreative May 9, 2011