cold message

a phrase used in seventeen magazine to confuse teens.

"seventeen magazine said i should cold message my boyfriend."

"what?"

by s.rose January 1, 2010

Cold Pizza

Sleeping with a guy's wife, then stealing his breakfast and/or lunch for the next day.

Jim and his wife had a fight, so she called up Timmy and gave him some cold pizza

by Poor Tim Smith October 14, 2008

Cold call

Calling random people , and trying to make them buy or donate something they really don't want to and often just hang up because sales people have no soul.

Cold Caller: Hello my name is ___ calling for ..
Random person: Fuck off and take me off your lists now! (hang up)also see cold calling

by fuckmy_non-existant_life September 24, 2009

Cold Adam

The act of flatulating into a paper sack, promptly closing the sack, and running up to someone in the vicinity and opening the bag in their face, releasing the fresh fart.

When Matt was being a dick, I decided to give him a Cold Adam. Marshall thought it was funny, until he got one from Lare Bear.

by David B. Cool October 6, 2004

cold rice

A man or woman who is romantically aloof, passionless when it comes to love and/or sex.

"We were going out for a month and I had to ask permission to sit next to her on the couch. That bitch was cold rice."

by Jonbron May 27, 2005

Cold keyboard

Ignoring someone via the internet; giving a virtual cold shoulder. Giving someone the cold keyboard may be due to:
- Annoyance with said person, caused by either a genuine problem or something utterly fucking stupid, like trolling.
- Having gotten pwned and having no possibility of coming back, giving the cold keyboardee immense satisfaction.
Et cetera.

When Johnny didn't understand that Betty's monosyllabic responses to his IMs meant she didn't feel like talking, she resorted to giving him the cold keyboard.

Sally gave me the cold keyboard after I kicked her in the ass arguing logic on facebook. There is no sweeter satisfaction.

by KasiaR August 18, 2010

Cold Hart

best gbc member, made bangers w peep and his latest album with yawns is godtier

joe: have u heard the new cold hart album?
steve: yea man dont know if its a boy or a girl yet tho still fire

by jacobpp69 June 10, 2020