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iPhone Cocky 

1.) Being euphoric, and carrying an egotistical air of superiority and social dominance soon after the recent purchase of an iPhone.

2.) The social phenomenon of thinking you can pretty much rule the world now that you have bought the iPhone.

3) The thick layer of douchiness added to your personality because you think you're the only dipshit on the planet with an iPhone.
1.) Last night Darnell was being iPhone cocky and tried to shotgun two 40's of colt 45 in under a minute.

2.) Igor was getting iPhone cocky yesterday and tried to blow fire out of his mouth after siphoning gasoline out of his mom's Xterra.

3.) Did you hear that Bartleby is running for student body president? It's probably cause he's iPhone cocky. What a fag.
iPhone Cocky by G tothe B October 9, 2007
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Neon Cocky

An extreme otherworldly form of cockiness. Turn cockiness into the Hulk, then give it steroids.
"Did you hear Kanye's interview on MTV?"

"Yeah man, dude is like Neon Cocky"

bull cocky 

another expression that means about the same thing a bull shit.
What? Triguns not on tonite? Man, thats bull cocky!
bull cocky by miz boombastic January 5, 2004

No Cocky 

When you say something that is really arrogant but you're not trying to be cocky, so after you say it and realize it was cocky, you say "no cocky." A lot like "no homo"
Student A: "You gonna study for the final?"
Student B: "Nah man, I have a 95% in the class, i can bomb it and still get an A in the class. No cocky."
No Cocky by Supherman January 15, 2011

california cocky

Attempted parallel parking that results in a noticeably unparallel park job.
Adny failed driving school because he could only california cocky.
california cocky by A. G. Hock August 6, 2007

Stiff cocky 

Di ting dere dat every man have between him legs.
Him ‘ave a stiff cocky fi me vagina.

“ Mi seh cocky stiff suh lawd mek it stiff suh” quote from Like Xmas Raw by Vybz Kartel Featuring Sheba