Cockasian

a funny way to spell Caucasians and or refering to a chinese chicken that has no feet because they were cut off
and ill tell you why
so that they could be stored in a very small space to increase breeding decrease morals and especially increase egg production

that damned cockasian ran off with my calculator
I HAD GAMES ON THAT THING


look at all those poor poor cockasians
mommy can i take one home and chop its head off

by t-radical squared May 14, 2005

fatty confusion

What fat people who try to lose weight get when they can't lose weight. A state of confusion, anger, and self pity. People with this disorder will despise fit people and sometimes even cry at night - some however just don't look into the reasons why they're not losing weight and complain, often giving the excuse "I have really slow metabolism" or something like that. Fatty confusion is 99% of the time primarily due to lack of knowledge on how to lose weight but in some cases people actually do have very slow metabolism or other disorders which prevent them from having an ordinary or low body fat level.

1. ...and then we departed and I went to the check out line and the clerk was like "OMG WHY!? WHY? WHY SO MANY EGGS!?" and I"m liek "its not that much it'll last me like 2-3 days tops" and she's liek "wha!? why? WHY SO MUCH WHY DO YOU EAT SO MUCH!?" and I"M like "well I'm trying to put on weight" and she's liek "your trying to put on weight yet you buy fat free cheese?" I'm like "I wanna put on good weight not fat weight" and ramein happens to be right next to me in the same check out line with his mom and is like "lean body mass..... you definitly know what your doin you put on a SHITLOAD of size.. and I mean ALOTTTT of size since I remmeber you first started lifting.." and his mom looks at me and goes "oh no another one.." and I"m liek "what?" and she's liek "its so hard living with him he eats so much!" and I"M liek "hahaha ya so do I he really eats alot?" and she's like "TONSSSSS!! he doesn't stop!" and the clerk was like cuase she was really fat and didn't undedrstnad why this kid ate so much and his body fat was so low..... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! - Taken from the memoirs of ReSpAwN DeMoN
2. That bitch gave me the fatty confusion look and tried to act all "ive got a more important job than you" on me.

by brendan November 21, 2004

confusional

To be confusing, or to confuse some one

This letter may be confusional but bare with me

by CoffeeMonkey February 15, 2006

Confusion

When that girl you met at the bar takes her pants off and she has a dick

You can imagine my confusion when she whipped out a dick!

by Bobber62 April 18, 2019

Friday confusion

1 When you wake up at 7am and need to get down to the bus stop. Then you see your friends in a convertible and are faced with the choice of kickin in the front seat or sitting in the back seat.

2 The act of forgetting the days before and after Friday.

1 Rebecca: Which seat can i take?

Person: she has friday confusion

2 Rebecca: yesterday was Thursday. today it is Friday. tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterward.

Person: We all know you are a confused child.

by livilessthen3 April 16, 2011

lucky boys confusion

A band that ranks highly with the deaf community.

Lucky Boys Confusion has fans that are hearing impaired.

by BlackMagicWoman December 28, 2005

Cockussion

Where a guy hits somebody over the head with his penis and it knocks the person into a daze.

That chick bit his dick when she was giving him head so he whipped out his cock and gave her a cockussion.

by Jarvass May 9, 2009