divine cock-block

When the person you desire to have sexual relations with would rather love Jesus/God.

Girl: After I asked him to hook up he told me that he didn't need it because Jesus already loves him.
Friend: You totally just got a divine cock-block.

by error404sucks July 9, 2011

In-Game Cock Block

A cock block that occurs in a video game caused by someone watching the game.

During Grand Theft Auto
Joe:Can you shoot your gun on a date.

Brian:I don't know.(Shoots gun and girl runs in fear)

Joe: Oh man! Sorry, thats the biggest in-game cock block I've ever been apart of.

by Nice Cream Paint Job November 13, 2009

Cock Block

When someone comes in between a girl and you from hooking up.

Infamous Art is still in love with a girl, so he deicided to cock block his friends from having a chance with his friend

by Killakam638 December 7, 2011

cock block

A cockblock is a slang term for an intentional, or sometimes unintentional action that serves to prevent someone from having sexual intercourse with a partner.

Travis zellers is a cock block

by blondbarbie22195 January 9, 2013

Cock Block

Your Parents, If you're Indian.

My Mum is Such a Cock Block , That she's going to make me Die A Virgin

by That Chubby Lil Fella April 8, 2017

Cock block

When you have a few women to pick from and your mate comes round and cock blocks you from sleeping with any but doesn’t sleep with any himself but makes thems leave before going home to walk his six dogs

Bens cock block me again

by Popsinator January 1, 2022

Cock Block

Verb: Late 20th century:

Any rejection or 'blocking' of effort to spend time or energy in the company of another person. This does NOT have to include the actual use ofa 'Cock' or regard the opposite sex.

"I just wanted to sleep in with my girlfriend on New Years Day, but her son called her at 2 a.m. to say he had vomited and expected that we would come clean it up. That was a serious 'cock block'!"

"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"

See Pussy Block...

"I just wanted to sleep in with my girlfriend on New Years Day, but her son called her at 2 a.m. to say he had vomited and expected that we would come clean it up. That was a serious 'cock block'!"

"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"

by D.J. Playnice January 6, 2022