Mary Chipperfield

To masterbate, crack one off, perform fist rape, date the first mate, bash the bishop, yank the plank, shake hands with the unemployed, pull a pint on the love pump attend a menage a mois and, most pertinantly, to spank the monkey.

Mary Chipperfield owns a circus and got in trouble a few years back for physically reprimanding a primate in her care.

Hot damn boy! That be good monodextrous literature! I'm off for a quick Mary Chipperfield - wheres my jizz rag?

by TLO Smudge July 4, 2004

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Chipper Jones

The modern day Mickey Mantle. Perhaps the greatest switch hitter and one of the top 3rd basemen to ever play in Major League Baseball. Won the World Series with the Atlanta Braves in 1995 and won the NL MVP in 1999. Career .310 batting average will have a legitimate shot at the 3000 hits/500 home run club. Has a spot reserved for him in Cooperstown once he decides to retire.

Chipper Jones is one of the best players in baseball today, but also the most injury prone.

by MLB fan June 12, 2009

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Cipher

The order of who the pipe/joint/bong gets passed to. You usually try not to break the 'cipher'.

"Dont break the cipher, pass the bowl"

by Root January 8, 2003

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Clipper

Clipper - Noun

Although holding other definitions, a 'clipper' is a slang term for a gun (mostly used in the UK, mainly East London). Referring to how a 'clip' (magazine) is loaded into a gun and the way a gun operates (it 'clips')

Example 1
guy: ay fam ill run up on dem yutes with the clipper unoe

Example 2

guy : we got them clippers! I aint playing!

by mrlubbalubba987 June 10, 2015

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