Gaura Christ

A common alternative to the phrase "Jesus Christ" used by Canadians.
"Gaura Christ! that's a spicy meatball!"
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Christ Academy

A private school where drama is fluent. This kind of school is like a family however, and dating anyone there is like dating a sibling. Which is gross.
Guy 1: Hey, did you know that school downtown is SUCH a Christ Academy?
by CodyNEmmy May 10, 2009
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Christ Church

Biggest and best of all the Oxford Colleges, founded by Cardinal Wolsey and subsequently re-founded by Henry VIII. The only College to have a Cathedral as its Chapel. 'Nuff said, really...
Pembroke person: Gosh, I wish Christ Church had accepted me. As it is, I'm stuck in this shithole across the road.
by Randy Rutter October 26, 2005
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christ air

Invented by skateboarder Christian Hosoi, the skater grabs the board out from under them, does a christ on the cross pose in mid air, with arms spread, and then returns the board to there feet to land.
He pulled a christ air over the spline
by chillcat May 30, 2003
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christ alive

see 'crikey o reily'. christ alive!!!
"... i cant see properly... oohhhh, christ alive... "
by pan March 08, 2004
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Jesus Christ

a slang term refering to a man who died about 2000 years ago. Translation: Josh of Nazarath. many people pretend to "love" him. they say "he lives in the sky and is looking down at me!". these gullible people are then taken advantage of.
political leader: I pray every day! and you know what Jesus Christ tells me to do? Just a little invasion, just a little killing, but in the name of LOVE and JESUS and a BETTER FUTURE!! I know you have to fight your heart to believe this, but that's what religion's all about! PRAISE!

silly followers: Beloved Leader! He is correct! i mean, whats wrong with killing? in the bible, people justified their hate all the time by saying "God told me to smite you". Vengefull, that God of ours!!! But in a loving way.
by Daniel Payne April 02, 2005
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Christ on a Raft

A term used when disgusted or annoyed by a person, place or situation. Similar to the term "Oh My God" Can be used as a sarcastic and cathartic tone to a statement

"That chick is late again to get her hair did, Christ on a raft I'm loosing mad cash on this shit"

"Christ on raft, I waited in line for 4 hours"
by npizzle March 06, 2009
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