cock choke

The (physically impossible) act of wrapping one's penis around another person's neck in order to strangle him/her. Often used jokingly as an exaggerated threat.

If you don't stop changing the radio station in my car, I'm going to cock choke you.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

choke me daddy

When you ask your "daddy" for a deep-throat (so you'll get choke)

"Choke me daddy with your big fat dick"

by zSven August 30, 2017

Chocking

Choking + Cock

When you gag or choke on a penis while performing oral sex.

"Dude, Tiffany was TOTALLY chocking on me yesterday!"
"Seriously?! Gnarly!"

by cocksaint March 2, 2021

Choke Joke

1) A joke that makes no sense.
2) A joke that is extremely lame.

1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.

by ThisIsMyLife9 August 27, 2009

Choke the computer

Choking a computer refers to the process of holding down the power button until the given computer manually shuts off about 5 to 10 seconds later (presumably "choking" because of a loss of power). Not the preferable thing to do when working on one, as it loses all unsaved data in the process... However, one of the only things most Microsoft programs respond to.

Dang it! Windows XP just froze again for the (insert 4 digit number here)-th time today! Time to choke the computer again... *sigh*

by The Overmind June 30, 2004

choke point

a place where activity or passage cannot continue, such as a bottleneck in the road

The very last day was the day when my group hit a choke point.

by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2010

Choke Artist

1.A player that succeeds in playing so fantastically bad that it is considered a form of art.

2.Someone who is incapable of competing effectively when the situation calls for it.

3.A player who makes a career of faltering in the clutch situation.

Tony Romo is the complete choke artist. He has great stats during the regular season, but then he just chokes so hard in the playoffs.
Also see; Donovan Mcnabb, Kobe Bryant(without Shaq), Alex Rodriguez, Terrell Owens, and the Buffalo Bills of the early 90's

by Scoobysnacks28 January 24, 2009