Art-a-choke

Getting a blow job while getting tattooed

An Art-a-choke helps keep your mind off the pain.

by Richard Blake Sprayberry February 22, 2017

Choking the burrito

When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.

George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.

by Neeomboo March 27, 2019

choking on LAN

The act of heavily underperformimg on a LAN setting when compared to online play. Terminology mainly used in competitive videogames (e-sports).

"The team was amazed to see just how hard he was choking on LAN, as he was their top performer online."

by IsaacTheEarl September 2, 2017

choke hands

Hands that are veiny and would be perfect to be choked by

"Omg look at his hands, the way his veins pop! Ugh such choke hands."

by I'm at a time when there is no September 12, 2018

choking-the-bishop

to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.

Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.

by Andrew_ZV April 26, 2006

choke sandwich

A peanut butter sandwich with out jelly or any other condiment

so named because these sandwhich will choke you

dad: what are you eating
me: A choke sandwich
dad: thats my boy! you dont need jelly

by kow_heman May 15, 2005

Boob Choke

When a woman simultaneously flashes a singular boob and chokes a man.
Same sex boob choking is approved.

I was so angry and horny I had no choice, but to boob choke him.

by Jangus5 October 13, 2010