Halo: The Master Chief Collection

Your whole entire fucking childhood thrown into a box for just 60 bucks. Oh yeah it also comes with access to the Halo 5 Beta and has an MLG playlist, what more could you ask for? If you own the MCC you will be the coolest kid on the block, guaranteed.

Jimmy: Hey Paul you faggot 1v1 me on Halo 2 right now
Paul: No you're just gonna BXR and camp with the sword the whole game
Jimmy: Then let's play Halo 3 you pussy
Paul: Yeah but I don't know where my mom put the Halo 3 disc
Jimmy: Paul you fucking BK random it's all on one disc with the Halo: The Master Chief Collection.
Paul: Holy fuck that's so cool Jimmy

by A Cool Kid IRL October 16, 2014

the master chief sucks at halo

one of the best halo-driven comedic videos on youtube, a must see for any Halo fans

The Master Chief Sucks At Halo
The Master Cheif Sucks At Halo 2
The Master Chief Sucks At Halo 3

make sure the author/director on the first and second ones is DigitalPh33r and for the last its Machinma

by IAmTheTruth December 9, 2007

chief queef

the queen of queefs; one who queefs regularly

"Man, do you know Bailey?"
"Oh you mean Chief Queef?"

by ckess2 March 12, 2016

master chief

The most badass videogame character. Ever. Commenly seen with a MA5B 7.62mm Assault Rifle and using it to blow the hell outta Covanent aliens. Wears a uber-pimp set of green armor. Never see his face.

Master chief will blow the hell outta those dumb bugs, untill he has nothing left to shoot them with. Then, he will strangle them with their own living guts. -Sgt Johnson on Legendary

by OneOneSeven February 11, 2004

chief_beef

The best troll there has ever been. He was banned for being a chad and has since fled Discord.

You never know what you have until it's gone.

Rest in peace chief_beef

by SovietTaters October 21, 2020

Chief Unkawanka

Chief is the wisest of all. Chief create everything and knows the answer to any question. He gives excellent advice always and can be trusted completely. Chief loves metal, beer, ATV's and blowing shit up. He only comes out when the GREAT ONE is incredibly intoxicated. Shizzle is a word he often uses while dancing crazily and pretending to fly. When Chief get excited he urinate into the sky screaming SHIZZLE BIZZLE!!!

Chuck: Chief Unkawanka I beg of you to splain me some knowledge.
Chief: OK Chief tell you. Chief say man who fish in other woman's well often catch crab.
Chuck: Chief you are truly the wisest and most endowed of them all.

by Slayer Rulez March 25, 2021

gothic chapel

A superfluous house of worship; too small to be a cathedral, too gaudy to be conducive to prayer or meditation. The end product of too much ambition and too little ability.

You got married in a gothic chapel? That explains a lot.

by Wodn May 4, 2009