choking

In need of something now. Usually a beverage or food.

I'm choking for a pint - Jack Jarvis esquire

by Scottish arsehole November 17, 2015

chikinfukeruskjorte

A chicken obsessed with a shirt...

"That chicken sure loves his versace!"

by MENSA-MAN July 17, 2004

turtle choking

to define someone who masturbates extremely slow, but at the same time, is picturing his mom naked.

1: Hey Andrew, while i was spying on you last night, i saw you turtle chokingt!

1:Man...i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.

by ryan-the master of the universe May 2, 2006

Chinking

A penalty called in hockey when you fight a chinese hockey player and the ref says two minutes for roughing and ten minutes cuz you called him a chink.

Ref:"okay number eight that's two minutes for roughing and ten minute misconduct ."

Number 8: "why did I get the other 10 minute penalty?"

Ref:" because you called him a chink so that's two for roughing and ten for chinking now get in the box and keep your mouth shut."

by J8Rod November 22, 2009

Choking The Chicken

A frase that is often used to describe a male masturbating.

I walked in on Kevin Choking the Chicken to gay porn!

If I don't choke the chicken before work, I can't focus.

There's nothing better than choking the chicken after a long hard day at work.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

Chilking

When someone is chilling while eating chicken at the same time. Can also be used as saying "what's up" if you say "what's chilking".

Will: Hey man, you wanna come over and chilk all over the place?
Dom: Sure man, let's go chilk.

Joe: Are you guys saying choke?
Will: Dude, we're just chilking.

by Dom the Mom April 10, 2019

Tuff Chicking

What a strong and independent woman of any stature does to overcome problems, either tangible or intangible.

My friend Shauna faces a lot of adversity at her job, but I know she is there every day tuff chicking it out!

by Senator Sexy October 20, 2007