Chelon

Half chav, half melon; a person who claims to be a chav but is known for his abnormally large head

eg. melonhead

Most people think of a Sam Hulme when mentioning such a thing. Many who haven't met this person already dislike him simply because he is a complete dickhead... and his rather large head of course

1. Sean: "Oh my god sam, you're such a prick!"

Jake: "Yeah, you CHELON!"

Sean: "Tell me about it"

2. Sam: "What's wrong with my head?"

Sean: "What isn't wrong with your head?"

Josh: "It's a MELONHEAD!

Jake: "CHELONHEAD!"

Quagmire: "Giggity"

by P.I.G.E.O.N :: S.H.O.O.T.E.R September 7, 2009

celob

the number 7 in cantonese

I have celob bitches rollin up in this piece.

by tommy knockers June 11, 2002

cealous

A combinations of the words 'celebrity' and 'jealous'. The word takes several meanings.

1. Being jealous of a celebrity, be it because of wealth, posessions, experience, or lover.

2. Extreme protectivism over your celebrity of choice. This includes obsession in all forms, ex: collecting pictures, reading all available interviews, watching all TV appearances/movies, and growling at and/or biting anyone who unwittingly hits on your sweetie in front of you.

Damn I am cealous of Brad Pitt; he could get any chick in the world.

SHH!! Don't say Gerard Way is hot in front of Mary; she'll fucking bite you!! She's in love with him more than you, that's why. o_o

by MC Bella January 26, 2007

Ceeson

The orginal. A maneater who uses and loses. a person who wants a rich men. A lover and a Fighter

I was at the club and this hott chick Ceeson had me buy all her drinks and didn't even talk to me

by Ceeson June 20, 2008

cellous

Callously careless cell phone usage

Cellous talk is cheap, but money buys the airtime.

by Hercolena Oliver March 28, 2009

Cello (Playing The)

The act of clasping a large person between your thighs while a third party rubs their posterior with their 'pink bow'.

"Cello (Playing The)"
Playing the cello
Celloing
Having wood between your legs

by straight styrchnine December 17, 2008

cealous

1. A form of jealousy. Commonly found in persons who reside in residencies lacking house spirit. Derived from the word 'Cecil'.
2. An emotion that typically refers to the negative thoughts and feelings of insecurity, fear, and anxiety over a feeling of inadequacy of one's place of residence when in comparison to Nelson.

Antonym: Nelsonismism

The Stanmore house had a bad case of cealousy.

by The Chapters of Nelson November 9, 2009